The General recently invited me to his Mother's Day Tea at his pre-school. Each mother was presented with a certificate that was filled out by their child....here is what the General had to say about me!
Mother's Day May, 2008
My mom's name is Josie. She is 5 year's old and has brown eyes and blonde hair. My mom is 10 feet tall and weighs 5 lbs. Her favorite food is beef. My mom likes to work. My mom looks silly when she---she never looks silly. I love my mom because she helps me find the toys I lost.
Love, Scotty (Aka the General)
I feel a Mastercard commercial coming on...
Preschool $200 a month,
trip to ER for staple in son's head after jumping off the bed, $1500,
knowing that, in the eyes of my son, I look like a young, tall, thin model that always looks good, priceless!